Cheers: If you're willing to do a little bottom feeding (which is still better than anything you'll get in your sexless Western homeland), girls can be chatted down to a single Ben Franklin! Hey, is this crisis great or what?! Night FLight is one place not hurting from the crisis: packed wall-to-wall with respectable expat businessmen and, er friendly as heck working girls. They have a sign at Sheremetyevo that says "Do It Tonight!" Sexy whores, and no shame in showing your face. Prices are negotiable, and the selection is top-notch. THE favored place for married men on business trips to visit--many have given this place a "two wedding rings up!" Don't pay more than $150 for a night of sex, and don't let your "date" touch your drink.
Jeers: Tiny dancefloor means you just cut straight to the negotiations. If you bump into your boss, just say that you've come for the food [sic].