What does BITCH mean?
Three guys and two ladies were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know...."Young, Urban,Professional,Peaceful; Intelligent; Ecologist"
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know.... "Double Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know... "Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to two woman and ask them each, "What are you?"
The first one replies: "I'm a W.I.F.E., you know....Wash, Iron, Fuck,Etc."
The second one says: "And I'm a B.I.T.C.H., you know....BABE IN TOTAL CONTROL OF HERSELF".