Не судите строго, коллеги. Спьяну песню сочинил, на английском. Ошибки вижу сам (но не все

), но рифмы ради...

Midnight... I've decide
I don't call my babe and girlfriend
She's bad, she's so fat
And she nothing understand

It's better I'll try to call
My neighbour from the six floor
And she maybe
Gives me more then a cap of tee..

It's ten o'clock, plays rock
On her badroom's radio
And she is asking me
What-a-hell I come for...

Хором:
Sex on the six floor - I'll forget all of my vision
Sex on the six floor - I'll learn new sex-positions
Sex on the six floor - I'm so tired but I 'll try
Sex on the six floor - To play your perfect lullaby

And now it's weekend, and my girlfriend
Ask me "what-a-hell your DICK is so bed trend?"
"O dear, o dear it's clear -
A lot of work and bad ecologie!!!"

Хором:
Sex on the six floor - I'll forget all of my vision
Sex on the six floor - I'll learn new sex-positions
Sex on the six floor - I'm so tired but I'll try
Sex on the six floor - To play your perfect lullaby
One more time!!!

Мля, полтретьего ночи, сижу, под синтезатор распеваю

лаллабай - балалайка, если чё