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The Teabagging: This is the all time classic. Whilst your girl is sucking on your balls, rhythmically tap
your dick on her forehead while uttering the timeless phrase "Who's your daddy?"

The Houdini: Go at it doggy-style until you are just about to come, then pull out and spit on her back
so she thinks that you have cum. When she turns around a blast is unleashed into her face and she is left
shocked and amazed, wondering how you managed it.

The Angry Dragon: Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her
head and make it come out of her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch: The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down
the back of a girl's throat and then proceeding to give her a large cold bottle of your favourite
carbonated drink & making her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth to
create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping Bitch effect.

Dirty Sanchez: My particular favourite and a time honoured event in which, while laying the bone
doggy-style, you insert your finger into her asshole. Just before you are about to come, pull it out and
wipe it across her upper lip. This leaves a thin shit moustache, and makes her look like someone whose
name could be "Dirty Sanchez".

The Donkey Punch: Banging a girl doggy style until moments before you cum, you stick your dick in
her ass and punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the girl's
ass, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate.

The Flaming Amazon: This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When you're screwing some tart,
right when you're about to cum, pull out and quickly grab a cigarette lighter and set her pubes on fire,
then...extinguish the flames as you cum!

The Flying Camel: For all Cartoon Network fans. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering
her on your knees, you very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on
your dick while it is still inserted in her. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking
howl, much like the famous cartoon flying camel. Strictly a classy move.

The Screwnicorn: When a lesbian puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her
partner like a crazed unicorn.

The Zombie Mask: While getting a blow job from your favourite and mostly unsuspecting tarty
whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when you blow your
load. Then, just when you're ready to blow a good week's worth of sperm, blast that hefty load in both
her eyes. The temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the
room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead. Out with the digital camera for
posterity!

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